Carlos Tevez Transfer Revisted

So, the Carlos (California Man) Tevez saga is dragging on and on. Now it seems that FIFA have been called in to moderate the situation.

We all know the end result: Tevez will join Man Utd. Joorabchian will get richer still. West Ham United will moan a lot about the whole thing. Sheffield Utd will moan a lot about West Ham United moaning a lot.

Yawn. Wake me when it's over.