Hossam Ghaly For Sale On Ebay
Someone has done the decent thing and put Spurs midfielder Hossam Ghaly up for sale on Ebay.
If you 'buy it now', you'll get a Mido thrown in for free. A bargain, I think. Currently bidding stands at £2.1million, so there's still a chance to buy him fairly cheap.
However, potential bidders should be aware that "This item was returned after only a few days use by the preivious bidder, they said it wouldn't run. New boots may also be required as he is too big for his own."