Stan Collymore ... He's Kinda Funny, Isn't He ?

I've been reading about the interview with Stan Collymore in which he said he is training for a comeback to the Premiership and that "he still believes he is the best".

Um, Stan...wasn't one of your problems that you didn't believe you were the best ? You didn't even believe you deserved anything you had. That was why you kept messing up. That's why you ended up in The Priory.

I've seen Collymore on TV a few times subsequent to his retirement doing presenting gigs and so forth and he's actually quite a capable, articulate, engaging guy. Stick to that, mate, as you're just not up to being a Premiership footballer, even if someone was willing to take a chance on you.