Football Pundits...Time You Done Some Elocution Lessons, Isn't It, Son

It's probably my own fault. But I'm not sure what I've done to deserve it.

Either way, I'm sorry. I'll be a better human being in the future if Sky Sports and the BBC would just send some of their football pundits to elocution lessons, so they can learn how to speak properly, you know worrimean, geez ?

If I ever have to suffer through another barely articulate former football saying things like "they done what they do better than the other team done", I think I'm going to cry.

Is it really too much to ask for Sky and the Beeb to hire pundits who can string yer actual sentence together wiv proper grammar and that ? Or, if they insist on hiring the likes of Glenn Hoddle - possibly the world's least articulate individual - then maybe they could coach them in the art of speaking clearly and correctly.

Otherwise, they need to hire genuine television presenters and sports journalists. You know, people who done what they done better than them footballers done it.